Party on.

Chris: Do kids still freak any more? Like at middle school dances? That was a big thing wasn’t it?

Me: I have no idea. What do you know about it? You went to Catholic school. Didn’t they measure the distance between you and your dance partner with a ruler or something?

Chris: No. We just used my boner.

Happy New Year! My resolution is to blog more. So, lucky you. More gems like the above coming your way in 2011.